do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…
“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”
“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”
“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”
“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”
“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”
“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”
To celebrate a nice number of followers I’m having a little giveaway~
THE PRIZE: Your own shaded headshot,+ optional familiar, like this one!
THE RULES:
This is to celebrate my followers, so you must be following me! New followers are welcome, but don’t follow just for the giveaway and leave right after, be nice ok?
Likes and reblogs count, but don’t spam your followers!
No giveaway/duplicate/spam blogs please
Don’t tag the post as giveaway, it can mess up the notes!
Your ask box has to be open so I can contact you if you win!
I’ll be choosing a winner (via number generator) on February 15th!
my name's kit or kat and this is my personal blog! it's fandom, anime and things i laugh at.
if you ever want to chat feel free to drop by with a message >:3
